Phil and Rosco are sitting on a couch, watching a laptop that is sitting on the coffee table in front of them. They are laughing, watching funny videos online.
PHIL: Hahahaha, that one was good, but you have to see this other one. It has a guy with a hat shaped like a giant hippo and –
ROSCO: You mean the one where he splashes his grandmother with the motor oil?
PHIL: Yeah, but it’s a new video, just came out a few days ago.
Phil leans over and types some and then clicks. The sound of a man speaking in falsetto and in a bad Armenian accent can be heard, although his words are undecipherable. Phil and Rosco sit, watching and waiting for the funny moment to happen.
PHIL: Here it comes! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight –
Suddenly, the laptop turns off, with a dead battery symbol appearing on the screen. Phil and Rosco sit in silence, their faces turning from anticipatory glee to befuddled horror. They sit, staring at the dead laptop. Then they look at each other. Then they look around the room. There is a large tv, with a dvd player under it, and a TiVO under that. A large stereo lies on the floor, with multiple game consoles sitting around it. There are piles of dvds, cds and books all over the room, as well as a large pile of board games.
ROSCO: Well . . . I guess I’m . . . uh, going home.
PHIL: Yeah. Uh . . . yeah.
Rosco hesitates a moment, and then slowly gets up and walks to the front door.
Rosco turns around.
PHIL: (staring at a deck of cards lying near the laptop) Maybe we could . . .
PHIL: (shaking his head) Naw, that’s a stupid idea. See you later.