Kommienezuspadt

This is why I know how to make balloon animals.  The original idea was to fill the one I busted with “blood”, but it couldn’t be done without getting it all over the audience.  I then asked if the sound engineer could get the sound of a crying puppy, but he didn’t want to try to find that sound.  And so, no special effects, just a clown in a straight-jacket making balloon animals with a large knife made of wood.

All right, y’all, this is the last of the old videos of me from high school that I’ll be putting on for awhile.  After this, it all new stuff, I swear to God.

And if any of you can tell me what the hell “kommienezuspadt” means, I will give you cookies.

Seriously, I will make them, box them, and send them to you.  For free.