It’s All in the Subtext?

Lights up.  Prescott and Barbo enter.  Prescott is dressed like a clown, but everything he is wearing is straight black.  Barbo is dressed like a pirate, but everything he is wearing is white.  Between them, they carry a tin can phone.  They stop center stage and then speak into the cans.

Prescott:  DAY!!

Barbo:  STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!

Prescott:  STAY-PRESSED SLACKS!!

Barbo:  NICKEL-PLATED PAPERCLIPS!

Prescott:  POSTAL WALRUS!!

Barbo:  UNHEARD OF HORROR FROM THE OCEAN!

Prescott:  MAGNETS.

Barbo:  SUEDE CURTAINS.

Prescott:  WINDOW SCONCE.

Barbo:  NAUTICAL BELL.

Prescott:  TIME TRAVEL!!

Together:  DAY!!

Lights fade.