Phil and Rosco are in a music store, looking through albums. Phil picks one up and looks at the title.
PHIL: “Cock, Rocks and Gummi Bears”. Where do they come up with these titles?
ROSCO: Trash cans.
ROSCO: Their trash cans.
PHIL: What are you talking about?
ROSCO: They look into their trash cans, pick out three items, and then that’s what they name the album.
PHIL: No, that can’t be.
ROSCO: It’s true. The first three items they pick out are the titles. Fool any “Music Snob”. And any trash can will do.
PHIL: Any trash can?
PHIL: What would yours be then?
ROSCO: “Beer Bottles, Condoms and Q-Tips”.
Pause. Another shopper stop near them as Phil thinks about his trash can.
PHIL: “Tissues, Magazines and Bad Tuna.”
PASSERBY: Dude, that Bad Tuna album is so fresh. Not as good as their first album though.
ROSCO: I rest my case.