Diet – A Cop Out

A few months after I started this blog, I decided that I was going to post something every single day for a year and that it all would be, more or less, completely original material.  This is a challenge I have kept up with, but I never made any kind of decision that all of the articles would get my 100%, full effort.  JOKE’S ON YOU, YOU FOOLS!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Why does it always do this when I laugh?

In all honesty, I’m just exhausted.  For multiple reasons that started years ago, I stand up all day at work.  Since I work out on my lunch break, and have always opted to skip my normal breaks in lieu of screwing around a little bit throughout the entire day, I usually go nine hours without ever getting off of my feet.  Mix that with the workout, which are becoming more and more vigorous as I strain to work off that dastardly holiday weight (haven’t gotten rid of it all yet; I’ve lost about ten pounds in a month and still working on the last 5-10), and by the time I make it home from work and change into normal clothes, all I want to do is sip scotch and lose myself in some entertainment.

Yes, porn is included in "entertainment". But I also do crosswords.

But with the blog, many of my remaining hours are spent trying to hobble something together before I finally pass out on my keyboard, and I’m afraid the content may have started to waiver as of late (I left out a TON of things about breathing from last week’s post, like how you should try to breathe with through your nose, and how one of the bad ways to breathe is tonot breathe).  I’m not going to stop blogging everyday, far from it.  I just need a breather while I gather my thoughts.  Also, I’m still trying to figure out what I have to say about aerobics and exercising.  Also, I haven’t vacuumed or cleaned the dishes in a while, and I think my roommates are starting to mind.

At least I think they are. It's hard to hear them when they're buried underneath all this crap.

So, with my sincerest apologies, you will have to wait another week to listen to me ramble on about fitness.  To make up for it, here’s a gif of a dancing kid in a whale outfit.

Actually, now that I come to think about it, I’d probably have a more successful blog if I only posted him everyday.


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