Phil and Rosco are in a car, with Phil driving. It is a bright sunny day.
PHIL: I’m so glad we are getting to hang out together.
ROSCO: I know, right?
PHIL: It’s been forever since we’ve spent time together.
ROSCO: Not since that weekend I made us both get drunk on absinth start digging to China.
PHIL: Yeah. So what do you want to do?
ROSCO: I don’t know. Anything.
PHIL: You told me you had a couple of ideas, some things to do to have fun.
ROSCO: Ehhhhhh, they mostly had to do with sneaking into movie theatres and pretending we worked there.
PHIL: That . . . doesn’t sound very fun.
ROSCO: And so I’m up for anything.
PHIL: Do you want to see a movie?
PHIL: How about the Pineapple Grille? We usually have fun there.
ROSCO: I’m not allowed back there anymore.
PHIL: What? Why?
ROSCO: There was some . . . uh, unpleasantness.
PHIL: Ummmm . . . okay.
PHIL: Well, let’s just drive around until we think of something.
Pause. They drive by a Bentley Auto Dealership.
ROSCO: Hey! I got an idea!
ROSCO: Do you like stealing?
PHIL: Ummmm, no.
PHIL: I don’t like stealing.
ROSCO: Oh. (Pause.) Nevermind then. I got nothing.
They continue to drive in silence.
ROSCO: LET’S STEAL A CAR!
ROSCO: WHY NOT?!
End of scene.