A Night of Drinking via Haikus

To start off tonight
A gin and tonic will do
With a squeeze of lime.

Following after
I’ll take something quite stronger
With a shot of Jack.

Another shot now
Except Jameson this time
My, how the room spins.

Perhaps a Stella
Make it easier this round
I should have eaten.

Which drink am I on?
Is it number three or four?
This will cost a lot.

Long Island Iced Tea
Fuck me, I can’t feel me feet
Who vomited here?

“No more.  You are done.”
Don’t tell ME nothing, stupid.
Give me tequila.

It seems no one likes
When you punch the bartender
The sidewalk is cold.

How did I get home?
Where the hell is my left shoe?
Did I steal a cat?

My head really hurts
Light and Sound are my villains
God, I love Fridays.

1 thought on “A Night of Drinking via Haikus

You got something to say? Go ahead, I dare ya . . .

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s