You May Laugh, But I Bet They’ll Be Playing This At The Olympics Soon Enough

NIC: THINGS!  I feel alone and wanna chat about something, but I have no topics of conversation nor do I have anything particular I want to say, so . . . umm . . .  uh, OBJECTS!

JOE: Oh yeah?  Two can play at that game!  OXEN!

NIC: PILOT LIGHT!

JOE: TOUPEES!

NIC: CARPET!

JOE: OCTAPI!

NIC: CORRUGATED CARDBOARD!

JOE: ENJAMBNICNTS!

NIC: CAMSHAFT!

JOE: PLEXIGLASS!

NIC: COPYRIGHT!

JOE: DENTURES!

NIC: ALOE VERA!

(Pause.  Both are breathing heavy.)

NIC:  I think we’ve discovered our own form of verbal calvinball.

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