ROSCO: So when you coming over to watch the game?
PHIL: We’re coming around 4.
ROSCO: The fondue’ll be ready by then.
PHIL: I got you a gift.
ROSCO: But I didn’t get you anything.
PHIL: That’s fine. You’re hosting the party.
ROSCO: Now I’m all excited.
ROSCO: What is it?
PHIL: I’m not going to tell you. You’ll just have to wait.
ROSCO: Is it a pony?
PHIL: Haha, you’re funny –
ROSCO: A pink pony?
PHIL: I’m not saying –
ROSCO: So it is a pony?
PHIL: I said –
ROSCO: It’s not a pony?
PHIL: I –
ROSCO: Is it an otter?
PHIL: Ros –
ROSCO: Is it a robot?
PHIL: Stop –
ROSCO: A pink pony-riding robot otter?
ROSCO: ROBOT OTTERS!
PHIL: They don’t even make those.
ROSCO: Then how could you get me one?
PHIL: I didn’t get you one! Those don’t exist!
ROSCO: HA HA!
ROSCO: I’m whittling down the list of things you didn’t get me. I’ll know soon what you got me.
ROSCO: You might as well tell me what you got me.
PHIL: I’ll be there in two hours, you can’t wait?
ROSCO: Tell me!
ROSCO: Is it butter?
PHIL: I’m hanging up.
ROSCO: Is it slippers?
PHIL: See you in a couple of hours.
ROSCO: Is it yak fur-lined slippers made of butter?
PHIL: Good-bye. *Click*
ROSCO: It is, isn’t it?