Rich, Gooey, Decadent.
Okay, I need to get a better camera. These photos don’t do this thing justice whatsoever.
A while ago I was interested in doing a web series about cooking geared towards those people who have a hard time not burning the house down when they pour a glass of water. Every episode would have focused on one basic cooking/culinary principle, like knives, preparation or heat, and after each lesson I would cook/teach a recipe that used said principles. I’m still interested in doing that series, but seeing as I started writing episode one almost a year and a half ago and now I’m up to episode one I don’t think the series will be coming any time soon. And like I said already, I need a better camera.
This is the recipe that comes from the first episode. I went a little overboard in making this one, and the basics of the dessert sandwich are actually much simpler than what I went through. So this recipe will have two sections: 1) Normal text for what I did, and 2) Italics for the easy (lazy) version.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Melt
– Two slices of bread (I used a hearty whole wheat, heavier works better for this)
– Peanut Butter
– Bittersweet/Dark Chocolate Morsels
– Dried Cranberries
– Tbsp. Brown Sugar
– Butter (And lots of it. If you think great desserts can be nonfat then I don’t want to know you . . . unless you subscribe to my blog, please subscribe to my blog. Also, room temperature and unsalted, thank you very much)
– 1/2 Tbsp. Cinnamon
- Start by putting a handful of chocolate (measuring cups? what?!) and a handful of dried cranberries in a food processor. Process until most of the chocolate has turned more to a powder. — Using the same measurements, chop the chocolate and cranberries with a knife. We want things pretty fine, so keep going at it for awhile. Use a cold knife and wear rubber gloves to keep from melting the chocolate which will make it harder to work with. You can skip down a few steps as it’s just unnecessarily complicated until then.
- After the chocolate and the cranberries have been processed, add about a handful of peanut butter (about 1/3 – 1/2 cup if you’re silly and don’t want to dunk your hand into peanut butter) and add it. Process again until the peanut butter is incorporated. You’ll have a very doughy but not spreadable substance on your hands.
- Place the chocopeanutcranberry dough (I’ll call it choconut from now on) into a mixing bowl. Now brace yourself, this may be hard for a few of you. Add the room temperature butter until the consistency of the mixture is that of peanut butter. You will end up adding a lot of butter. It’ll make it taste great, so great, so fucking great you will want to marry it. But like marrying a millionaire who has made all of his money selling illegal pharmaceuticals, it may not be the healthiest thing for you. If you don’t like how much butter you’re adding, or you can’t convince yourself that what you’re adding is actually healthy-nature-green-eco-spread, add two tablespoons and then use milk to achieve the desired consistency.
- In a separate mixing bowl, whip 3 – 4 tablespoons of butter with the brown sugar and cinnamon until everything is thoroughly mixed. — You could just spread on butter later and then sprinkle it with brown sugar and cinnamon, but it tastes a lot better this way, so I say do it.
- Slice two thick slices of whole wheat bread, and spread the choconut spread on both slices. Put the sandwich together. — Take pre-sliced bread (no sourdough or rye please, unless you like nasty tasting shit, then hell, do what you want) and spread each slice with the choconut mixture. Put the sandwich together.
- Place a pan on medium-low heat. Spread the butter mixture onto one side of the sandwich. Once the pan is ready, put the sandwich butter side down onto the pan. Spread the butter on the other side of the sandwich. — Do this.
- After about 40 seconds to a minute, flip the sandwich. — Do this.
- Turn off the stove. Cut off edges of sandwich (and eat them immediately) and then slice diagonally. If you have any of the choconut spread left, using it as a dipping sauce. — Eat. Eat everything.
What you’ll end up with is a dessert sandwich that is so rich that you’ll want to share it with someone. Because not all the chocolate, cranberries and peanut butter will be completely mixed (unless you spend a lot time making sure it does, but don’t do that), each bite will be slightly different than the last. Sometimes more peanut butter, sometimes more chocolate, sometimes more cranberries. I highly suggest eating this with a glass of milk, as well as a good few hours of free time as this sandwich will put you into a diabetic coma pretty fast.